22 year old, upstate new york.

Roll up your problems, lick down your solutions, burn the past, inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u


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Video: Hot Dog Eating Contest: Tiny Hamster vs. Kobayashi

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Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

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What a cute family

Aww yiss

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See the full footage here: Winston (kitty) takes care of Zeke (puppy)   
"Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him"

A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone health and aids in healing. So the kitty is probably trying to purr him better.

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Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)


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Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.

Yeah but have you seen this 


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This is accurate

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If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

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